i haven’t slept in 6000000 years

fulice:

stardustparker:

ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her

i have great news for you

mixedican:

soupquinze:

mixedican:

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

lilyshilo:

autisticangus:

good news! there IS a fanfic about this!

thedogist:

Bernie, Border Terrier (10 w/o), Washington Square Park, New York, NY • “Bernadette Peters – we just got her yesterday. She slept through the night.”

coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice